Mama mia! Jem and the Holograms are in the magnifico, fantastico land of Italia, where all the men are gondoliers and all the women are tiny nonnas. The place where the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. Badaboom Badabing.

Anyway…although this episode features Italy and Italian stereotypes quite heavily, the star of ‘In Stitches’ is supposed to be Shana, cause she’s a fashion designer or some shit. Never mind that the shady ass writers of the show always give her the WORST looks possible. Never mind that she looked like a funky train conductor clown for like half of the episode. I digress…

Shana could never be the star of the show because Tito was in this episode, and Tito was someone who gave. no. fucks. ZERO. Jem and the Holos are like “TITO WE NEED A FREE RIDE TO GET TO A SHOW” and he’s all “no money. no ride.” Tito is about the business, CAPISCE?

I also enjoyed when Pizzazz put Shana in her place by saying “You’re just a potato sack seamstress for a bunch of orphans.” Love it!

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