It’s the next big thing! It’ll really give Jem and the Holograms the edge! It’s the latest in fashion and music! It’s a… “rock fashion book”?

The hell is that noise?

If only we knew.

There are many differences between baseline reality and the Jemisphere (how gravity works, what constitutes a severe mental illness, etc.) with the “rock fashion book” section of the publishing world being among them.

What, exactly, is a rock fashion book? Our fellow Jemiphiles, we talked about this for over an hour and we seriously can’t really tell you. All we know is that it involves an extended period of time spent with dolphins at SeaWorld and photographs of some questionable fashion choices.

So get your reading glasses on (assuming a “rock fashion book” even has words) and strap yourself in for yet another zany misadventure into the minds of your favourite Jem Girls.