Ah, yes, after a lengthy five episode introductory arc, what audiences really want is yet another drawn out multi-part storyline, right?

In our opinion, wrong move, but we don’t make the rules. That’s Christy Marx’s job.

But buckle up, folks, because getting through ‘Starbright’ is gonna take a minute. Will Ba Nee lose her eyeballs? How will Jem and the Holograms save their movie? Can Jerrica escape the hallway of creepy lips? Will the Misfits turn into full-on space witches?

Find out in this week’s overly detailed analysis of Jem, episode six “Falling Star.”