Hello and welcome to the debut of our inaugural fashion line “Litter and Old!” Yes, you heard that right, this Jem and the Holograms-inspired clothing series features the odd (yet enticing?) combination of garbage, the elderly and plenty of loose/fallen teeth. Because, as we say, “if you stay creeps, you don’t got to get creeps!”

Okay, so not actually, we’re just really inspired by our girl Regine Cesaire who, in this episode of Jem, experiences all of the highs and lows of being a sought-after fashion designer. She also briefly dates a guy whose name is basically “chicken stick,” so that’s a thing.

Listen to us ramble! And also discuss the concept of gum made out of discarded foreskin! Fun for the whole family!